Swim Team!

I'm on the swim team at school now! YAY! :D

Light and Sound.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

"You're So Pretty!"

"You're so pretty!"
"No, I'm not!" :(


Listen here, bitch. You're gonna shut the fuck up and take that God damn compliment.

Mind Your Own Business!

If I say "it's personal", that's your cue to butt the hell out.

THANKS.

Why?

Out of ALL the people in the world, WHY did I have to meet YOU? Great.

When I Die...

I swear to God I'm going to haunt you. I'll knock shit off walls, slap you in the back of the head, and change the channels on the tv right before the Titans score a touchdown. Just for all the hell you've put me through. Serves you right.

Bitch, Did I Ask You?

I really hate it when I'm talking to some one and some one else butts in with their two cents worth. Did I ask you? No. So shut the fuck up.

"I Need You." LOL JK.

Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.

"OMG. And he was like.. and I was like... and he was like... and ooooh girl...."

Sometimes it's all I can do when people are telling me some kind of stupid story about how their neighbor's dog's former owner's mother's brother's granddaughter's boyfriend's cat's fuck buddy's owner's gardener's mom's ex boyfriend's sister-in-law twice removed on his aunt's side did something stupid not to just stomp my foot like I did when I was little and yell "SHUT UP! NOBODY CARES!"