Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)
Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer!)
Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection!)
Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money!)
Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them!)
Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them!)
Thou shall not skip class. (Just skip the whole day!)
Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more!)
Thou shall not think of having sex. (As nike says just do it!)
Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just take them to the middle and leave them!)
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